that's a rockin boom box

• if i could read my book and lift weights at the same time at the gym, i might be more inclined to go.
• if i could be teleported there (about 10 blocks away) i might be more inclined to go.
• if that girl from the gym hadn't called me yesterday asking - in a way too chipper voice - when I will be coming in, i might be more inclined to go
• if i had these ----

excusesexcusesexcuesexcues
i dont wanna

but interestingly enough - when you type "excuses excuses" into google images - this comes up-


still don't wanna go

(and for ginger who is in Beijing and not able to see pictures from blogger - above is a picture of a stern man circa 1960's (?) on the phone looking way too pissed off to enjoy my excuses)